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Oh Demotivational Poster


ONE DRINK -


TAGS: alcoholism drink reasons sad cubby
Rating: 4.21/5

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Derek - July 11, 2010, 9:38 pm
1 more drink to be comatose
guyfox - July 10, 2010, 8:59 pm
now this has never been more true


OH MAMA NO !!! - DAMN, SOMETIMES THERE ARE JUST SMARTER WAYS TO GET YOUR POINT ACROSS...


TAGS: oh mama no
Rating: 3.74/5

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spacedog - August 20, 2010, 6:00 pm
click...Central, we're gonna need some back up...click. Good one Budog. 5-Someone start the music-Ls.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:29 am
WOW! Looks like a realistic greek statue made in the ghetto or somtin!


JOHN LENNON - You may say I'm a dreamer.... ....29 years and I still feel the loss


TAGS: john
Rating: 3.52/5

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JLBachs - April 3, 2010, 3:01 pm
We have learned that monogamy kills creativity
Sid - December 9, 2009, 7:51 am
we have learned that singing about peace is no substitute for a kevlar vest.
LogicDude - December 8, 2009, 10:59 am
Well, McDonald's is Yummy...John Lennon, not so much.
Ed-Hyde - December 8, 2009, 7:35 am
And what have we learned Sid?
Sid - December 8, 2009, 7:28 am
You sent us McDonalds and Pizza shed and made us fat. we sent you John Lennon and you bloody shot him!
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 11:57 pm
Truth


THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin.


TAGS: september challenge oh hair sorry about that
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Bunny

:3 - September 7, 2009, 10:54 pm
lol pretty funny... not the best but alright
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 12:12 pm
I think I've seen this pic before.
Hypercat-Z - September 6, 2009, 6:51 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA... And thank you for the ispiration!
aaa - September 4, 2009, 2:01 pm
I thought no pubic hare couldn't be shown here. No wait...... Nevermind.... .
culos - September 4, 2009, 2:00 pm
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect!
BoneCD - September 4, 2009, 11:30 am
Love it, 5 pubic hareballs here!
Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 9:29 am
Amsome! 5 badly groomed lions
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:28 am
Right? I almost clicked reject on accident 'cause I was laughing so much, separate those buttons a little more for me, M? LOL!
motifake - September 4, 2009, 9:27 am

FULL of WIN, 5L for you!
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:17 am
Made me laugh. Makes approving so much easier!


OHIO STATE BUCKEYES - Their chicks even make Michigan girls look pretty.


TAGS: ohio buckeyes michigan osu
Rating: 3.69/5

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caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:55 pm
Both your posters would also do well on sporting breakdown
caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:55 pm
Both your posters would also do well on sporting breakdown
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:26 pm
Sorry for the repeat comments. Screen didn't refresh when I tried to post comment
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:25 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:24 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:24 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L


JOHNNY CASH HOLDING A KITTEN. - Behold the only man who can be a bad ass, christian, country, rock star, kitten lover!


TAGS: johnny cash holding a kitten
Rating: 4.56/5

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CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 4:59 am
I also like Ring Of Fire, both the original and the very well done speed metal version by Acid Drinkers.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:23 am
Not really but I do sing okay.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:21 am
Like someone once said misery breeds creativity. Nothing great has ever came from anyone who was too happy.
Silverheart - February 19, 2013, 2:28 am

We like a lot of the same music. You play?
MissPriss - February 19, 2013, 2:21 am
Down down down in a burning ring of fire...Anusol can fix that, now on sale at your local pharmacy and Walmart stores. Couldn't resist...yep John was a badass but he went through a lot and over came alot too, and that's what made his music so real.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 1:01 am
Ha,ha,ha that's one sad / funny song. My favorite Johnny song is "When The Man Comes Around" that song kicks ass.
CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 12:39 am
I remember a British music magazine doing a list of the 100 greatest song parts. #1 was "My name is Sue! How do you do! Now you gonna die!"
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 11:53 pm
I don't like country music either, most of it is just too one dimensional for me, but Johnny was great. Johnny is right up there with The Doors, R.E.M., Nirvana, and Smashing Pumpkins as the best ever(in my opinion)!
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 11:00 pm

This is much better. I don't like a lot of country music, but Johnny Cash is great. True American bad-ass.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:59 pm
He was a drug addict, but he stopped and became an anti drug advocate.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:58 pm
I was gonna do "Your Argument Is Invalid", but I decided to give credit where credit is due.
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 9:38 pm

At least it wasnt another of those 'your argument is invalid' posters.
PapaFox - February 18, 2013, 9:31 pm
And drug addict.


ALCOHOL - Because no good story ever starts: "So... I was eating a salad..."


TAGS: alcohol
Rating: 4.67/5

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forseti - January 17, 2013, 7:30 am
...and without it your story ends with: "...and then I got home". BORING!
M0rd3kaI - May 29, 2012, 9:44 am
Thanks, and seems like we all have the same friends eh? I'll cash the lions in for beers if you have any leftovers, thanks ;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2012, 3:18 pm
Yeah, I know a few people whose story starts with, “So I was eating a salad…” I unfriend them on Facebook and tell them, “GO AWAY!” Whew, I need a drink. You get 5 beers --- I mean lions.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 8:05 am
Thanks Lg, much appreciated XD
lgvernon - April 4, 2012, 10:04 pm

This is just great!~~5L
M0rd3kaI - April 4, 2012, 5:37 pm
Where is the 5L vote for a comment?? nice one holy
holymoly - April 4, 2012, 5:36 pm
Unless you know a couple of sisters with the last name salad ; )


DRINKING PROBLEM - Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.


TAGS: alcohol milk drinking
Rating: 4.97/5

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maoworks2 - November 14, 2011, 7:22 pm
I think I need some milk


TOYS FOR TOTS -


TAGS: oooh rah
Rating: 4.76/5

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Buzzramjet - August 9, 2012, 6:54 pm
It's a fun story but why rag on Snopes for telling the truth?
motinet - December 22, 2010, 12:08 pm

wow - 119 shares?!?! out of the park
ICEMAN - December 18, 2010, 11:12 pm
Sorry Sean, Snopes doesn't approve. Try 'snipe'. Heh, heh.
Sean - December 18, 2010, 10:01 pm
try to con developmentally delayed kids into trying to hunt?
Sean - December 18, 2010, 10:00 pm
I agree with Airman, snopes be damned! Why can't we all just sit back and enjoy a bad-guy-gets-beaten-to-an-FN-pulp story like we used to each Christmas, you know, before we thought a snope was anything other than a fictional beast that we would ...
stenusmc - December 18, 2010, 8:59 am
Bravo Airman! True story or not, the spirit is the thing. I like it. A lot.
fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 6:32 am
Oorah!
Faceplant31 - December 17, 2010, 4:23 pm
I agree 100% air, f*ck snopes when it comes to these types of things. I can understand if it is a topic of mass debate but this isn't it is a kick ass story and thats it.
CANADA - December 17, 2010, 4:12 pm
worked damn well too!
Airman - December 17, 2010, 3:35 pm
you know what.. I don't give a shit what snopes says. This came in an email today, and it made me smile, so I made a motifake out of it. This isn't motifact, or Wikifake.. the point is to enjoy what people post. And this one worked for me.
aktarian - December 17, 2010, 3:21 pm
eh...... http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp
ICEMAN - December 17, 2010, 3:14 pm
5 Ooorahs
Airman - December 17, 2010, 2:49 pm
tis the season!
CANADA - December 17, 2010, 2:33 pm
LMFAO! police should do that with people too 5L
motinet - December 17, 2010, 2:20 pm

HAHAHA.... yaaaaay a facebook share button that finally works! WHEEEW!
Reality Lord - December 17, 2010, 1:22 pm

i seriously hope the civil rights of the floor the douchebag hit were not violated.
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:37 pm
lol'd so hard tears were coming out
Faceplant31 - December 17, 2010, 12:32 pm
Nice one air. 5L


IS IT FRIDAY YET? - Somebody fix me a double.


TAGS: funny alcohol
Rating: 3.09/5

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MONDAY - Is a horrible way To spend the 1/7 Of your life


TAGS: oh no it s monday again
Rating: 4.53/5

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IT'S FRIDAY - I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it....




WOW FACEPALM - I can't find words to say...




OMG!!! - These drinks are, like, soooo Heavy!


TAGS: alcohol lol drinking girls
Rating: 4.56/5

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bigbadwold - August 11, 2014, 7:06 pm
Must be the line to the restroom.... they're all doing the same dance


ALCOHOL - Remember the first time you had a little too much to drink? Neither do I.


TAGS: alcohol beer booze lol drunk
Rating: 4.77/5

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Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 1:53 am
Shoo, the last time i remember being drunk was last night and thats about as far back as i can remember
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:31 am
I do. Trying to ride a bike & collect for your paper route while tanked on malt liquor was a bitch.


ALCOHOL - Friends don't let friends drink and dive


TAGS: alcohol
Rating: 3.17/5

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Spangle - October 5, 2009, 4:49 pm
Does that dude have a slag tag or is it just the light?!


MENAGE-A-TROIS? -


TAGS: 3some mental oh well
Rating: 4.19/5

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Bovee - February 11, 2010, 10:07 am
a 3way with twins? i would want to die right after as nothing in life would ever be that good again.
rerun - February 11, 2010, 9:12 am

I wish that was my story.


ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL OR WEAPONS ? - No thank you officer, we have everything we need .


TAGS: drugs alcohol weapons thanks officer
Rating: 4.88/5

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Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:26 pm
HEART
Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:23 pm
Warning I'm about to make an unmanly post about how much I like this...


BIBLICAL TEACHINGS -


TAGS: sinatra bible alchohol
Rating: 4.81/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 6:05 pm
love this 5L
agdaniele - March 24, 2011, 12:45 am
What is this thing they refer to as "last call"? Never heard of it. But, I shan't distress the maker... drink it up, men... it's long after ten!
Bovee - March 23, 2011, 8:08 pm
5 more cause its last call!


ALCOHOLIC - Is such a harsh word, I prefer Professional Drinker


TAGS: alcoholic harsh prefer professional drinker
Rating: 4.42/5

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Budog - December 4, 2011, 6:58 pm
Go Green Bay Packers! I'll drink to that...
falloutghoul - December 4, 2011, 6:51 pm
I live in Wisconsin. Nuff said.
maoworks2 - December 3, 2011, 6:58 pm
Everybody I've Known In My Life Has Died From Smoking Or Drinking, Sad
the1stCOMMI3 - December 3, 2011, 1:56 am
So do I, my friend, so do I.


THE ROCK HAS AN M249 SAW - It doesn't matter what your argument is!


TAGS: m249 saw rock dwayne johnson
Rating: 3.46/5

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steve1961 - September 26, 2012, 11:20 pm
Riiiiight...the small stick must be a cane cuz the guy was born in 1940.
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:30 pm
Chuck Norris, has a small stick, The Rock is f*cked.
Coombsy007 - August 9, 2011, 7:59 pm
Lol forseti
forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:24 am
My argument: So what?? I've all the ammo!


ALCOHOL - Because no great story ever began with anyone eating a salad


TAGS: alcohol great story
Rating: 4.66/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 3:08 pm
Fictionalised version: He look some coke and sum hot chicks saw
Unstablecow10 - December 3, 2011, 2:39 am
He look some coke.. oh and um hot chicks right i saw them first


POLITICIANS - C'mon...would YOU trust them?


TAGS: politics john simm the master lucysaxon
Rating: 2.45/5

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BriaHere - July 21, 2009, 2:26 pm
I remember this episode. Pretty funny. It's Doctor Who, so your caption kind of doesn't work here.
WeirdSmells - November 19, 2008, 6:48 pm
Master/Toclofane 12'
S8N - May 29, 2008, 7:02 pm
yup... nope


TRUST ME -


TAGS: alcohol
Rating: 4.8/5

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mizzdizz - July 20, 2015, 1:12 pm
LOL! Seen this toooo many times! Good reason to be a designated driver, you get to watch! ROTFL! 5L


ALCOHOL IS POISON - I drink it because there are things inside me I have to kill ...


TAGS: charlie sheen alcohol is poison
Rating: 4.68/5

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Budog - June 19, 2012, 8:23 pm
I'll drink to that, works for me...
maoworks2 - June 19, 2012, 5:39 pm
Good To Think About,Next Drink.


IF YOU'RE JESUS AND YOU KNOW IT - clap your Hands! ... Oh, right.


TAGS: oh my gawd jesus i m sorry pwned
Rating: 3.39/5

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GrimFilth - January 20, 2010, 5:36 pm
save energy, turn of that light!
Ed-Hyde - December 29, 2009, 8:41 am
Christian and still found this hilarious. Course, that joke is about as old as Christ.
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 6:08 pm
Ok... 4.4 lions and 5 votes, 3.83 and 6... Someone gave me just 1 Lion!!! Damn, if THAT makes you feel insecure about your religion, go to the next emo corner and cry about it!


HEY PIG MAN! - How's you're love life going?


TAGS: pig man funny lol wtf alcohol
Rating: 2.36/5

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Raven - September 12, 2009, 1:57 am
He's holding beefeater, but pig man here is hoping to find a woman that's a pork eater


WHERE WERE YOU - when Lindsay Lohan sneezed?




SECOND THOUGHTS - there is no place for them here or anywhere else in life. go big or die trying.


TAGS: skateboard foh
Rating: 4.68/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 2:33 am
If you don't wait for the camera crew, you're a chump!
forseti - November 17, 2011, 6:46 am
...and that's how he invented surfin'!


FOR MOTHER'S DAY - Buy her coffee Because remember... You're the reason she gets drunk




JOHN CENA - as a baby




JOB APPLICATIONS - Even Mr. Sulu lied on his.


TAGS: star trek job applications lies john cho sulu
Rating: 4.65/5

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R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 11:12 am
I JUST saw Star Trek, I know, I know, where the hell have I been, right? Anyway, I couldn't figure out where I had seen him before! Thanks!, Oh, and great poster too. 5 Oh My!'s
CANADA - June 5, 2010, 1:04 pm
Love these posters! 5L
CoolioIndeed - June 5, 2010, 12:58 pm
Thanks. Apparently these tower posters are right in my wheelhouse.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:13 am
Knocked it out of the park, Coolio
palmat - June 5, 2010, 2:15 am
=)) so damn funny
Faceplant31 - June 4, 2010, 6:31 pm
Amsome collio. Always enjoy seeing the fakes you create!


REDHEADS - Reject not your redheadedness, for to do so shall lead you to utter ruin.


TAGS: lindsay lohan then and now blonde hair red hair
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 5:24 pm
More 1L targeting, Tokin? Time to grab your ankles, punk.
TokinFire - July 11, 2010, 3:37 pm
How could you have not liked Avatar AG? It was in real 3D!
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:30 am
Bombers? Who? Tokin? I know, right?
Cloudchaser - July 11, 2010, 11:25 am
Damn 1L bombers :-P I totally agreed with this because I :heart: redheads!


THIS - is my "Oh shit" face.


TAGS: light yagami oh shit face
Rating: 2.28/5
Guest091 - July 27, 2009, 9:10 am
Wow, I have the same type of expression too when it comes to thinking "Oh shit".


ALCOHOL IS POISON. - Alcohol is poison, and I drink poison because there are things inside of me that need to die.


TAGS: alcohol is poison
Rating: 4.78/5

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GaryO - July 27, 2013, 8:49 am
Geez, how'd I miss this? Good'n nic, really good.
falloutghoul - March 7, 2013, 10:48 pm
Like your liver!


ANSWERS - You won't find them at the bottom of that bottle. You better go get another one.


TAGS: alcohol drinking problem solving
Rating: 4.59/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 27, 2016, 5:18 am
My skin was like red leather and my liver like a French goose" Max Payne.
nicholsjoshua15 - April 27, 2016, 4:35 am
"My skin was like red y liver like a French goose" Max Payne.
steve1961 - March 5, 2013, 11:54 pm
It's amazing what google blocks. I work at an animal hospital and wrote about cocker spaniels. Amazed it was blocked. I just found out from you though that nuts isn't. Go figure.
WTFO - March 5, 2013, 11:41 pm
BTW, why was b-u-t-t-o-n blocked? Is the s/w that strict? That's just nuts.
WTFO - March 5, 2013, 11:39 pm
I still like the other site but you're right there is too much BS from certain members. That's what the 'foe' button is for. It's really cleaned up the BS in the forums for me. Too bad it doesn't work on poster comments.
MissPriss - February 28, 2013, 8:34 am
You got tired of the bullsheet at the other site too?...bahaha. Nice to see ya on the otherside!


JUST ADD ALCOHOL - It must be 2:00am


TAGS: alcohol
Rating: 2.65/5

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DRUGS AND ALCOHOL - Because there isn't a scrub brush for the brain.




THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY - Keepin' the fuglies out of the University of Minnesota since 1870.




BLACKOUT -




WINE ETIQUETTE -




ROOSTER COGBURN -




DRINKING - People always say alcohol is the enemy but Jesus wants us to love our enemy call me the 13th disciple


TAGS: drinking dremagnum alcohol blasphemy
Rating: 3.85/5

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thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 6:51 pm
please, be nice to God. and be respectful. :)
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 9:51 pm
Thanks spacedog, i suck so bad at making posters so its nice to have a decent one for once
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 9:46 pm
I should have said earlier Dre, this is a good poster. The comments count when the votes don't amount.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:29 pm
i just noticed a huge drop when vte 31 happened, sorry guys, im being a whiny bitch
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 7:28 pm
LOL Space!
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 7:28 pm
LMAO! Dre are you working a spread sheet? What did voter #7 cast?
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 7:27 pm
Dre.... come on now. You must know by now that complaining tends to attract 1L votes here.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:24 pm
Voter #31, thanks for the 1 vote
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 7:12 pm
Mr. Dre.. keep 'em coming. From someone who has close to 2000 of them now, there will be ones that you think will do well, and they don't.. and ones that totally surprise you. There are a lot of eyes that visit here, and most are unregistered. have fun
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:09 pm
Yeah, your poster is better so no complaints, i was just curious
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 7:09 pm
I'm in denver.. sitting on top of Newest gets votes quickly.. luck of the draw. This is a good poster and it is sitting at 4.. which is Really good.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 6:58 pm
Im USA though so mine might have been later
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 6:56 pm
that is strange.. what time of day did yours come out of the Q. If I remember, mine came out around 3, and got a lot of votes very quickly cuz it sat in the newest, on top, for about 2 - 3 hours.
rerun - October 27, 2009, 6:42 pm

Zombie voters have taken over Motifake?
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 6:40 pm
Before i begin i want to say im just letting you guys know, this isnt a conspiracy theory, i just think its odd. How does the #1 poster have twice as many votes on as my #2 poster made on the same day?
Lederhosen - October 27, 2009, 12:41 pm
Nice...5L
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:53 pm
"in the" mines even...sheesh! Gotta lay of the sauce when I'm commenting...
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:53 pm
The 8th Dwarf was sleeping it off inthe mines...his name was Alky. 5L!
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:14 pm
5L - so sayeth the flock!
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 10:49 am
Thanks guys, I think this one is better than its rating but oh well
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2009, 2:23 am
5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2009, 2:23 am
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things........Especially the Jamesons.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 1:52 am
5/5
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 1:52 am
Does this mean I can drink whiskey in church?


CHOKING - When someone hugs your neck very tightly.




ROCKY MOUNTAIN - High


TAGS: cocaine colorado john denver
Rating: 4.67/5

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hermit57 - January 28, 2011, 2:42 am
So, according to this map,Ohio is considered the nerdiest because of the high use of Libraries. I lived in Dayton.While in the library, I noticed that the high use reflects the amount of homeless people coming in to stay warm or get out of the rain!
Aelo Telstar - January 27, 2011, 5:33 am
I'm moving to Idaho!
ICEMAN - January 27, 2011, 1:34 am
Don't count out Arizona.
TheABC - January 27, 2011, 1:26 am
I love Idaho :) our only problem is weak government influence, and that doesn't even matter... the only state with more guns is texas, and we don't take crap from them liberals
tryal - January 26, 2011, 3:56 pm
ummm Massachusetts actually has the best drivers....everywhere else just sucks really really bad
Donkasaurus - January 26, 2011, 12:52 pm
Sickly is like, anorexic, unhealthy, unfit, wasting away. Poorest health means they've got heart problems, birth defects, genetic diseases etc...
Airman - January 26, 2011, 10:44 am
because they can
Anonymous2 - January 25, 2011, 10:52 pm
Wait... how can Kansas have the poorest health and then Georgia claim most sickly?


ALCOHOL - If they have pictures of lung cancer on cigarette packets, then they should have pictures of fat naked women on alcoholic beverages.


TAGS: alcohol
Rating: 4.57/5

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fhusmc - March 19, 2011, 11:09 pm
So true!


GREEN BEER - So even your puke can be festive.




OH BURN!!! - And What! SAY HIS NAME!!


TAGS: oh burrn biotch
Rating: 4.63/5

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hootizz - July 19, 2010, 4:42 pm
You hit the mail on the spot.., Who wants to be a millionaire..?? just grab an old story-line, add some skanky teenagers and some bad semi nude sex scenes and 'hey presto'...


ALCOHOLISM - Your friends really only did this to kill time while they were waiting for the paramedics. They still love you.




I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE - and i like it




BIRTHDAY TTHHBBBTT -


TAGS: happy birthday whatever john glenn quote silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - March 19, 2013, 5:44 am
lol, right...


INTERVENTION - Let me make sure I understand you: You're not willing to accept this gift and go into treatment today?


TAGS: intervention alcoholics bottom
Rating: 4.17/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 12, 2011, 1:22 pm
I've been looking at that pic on my hard drive for 2 weeks trying to figure out what to do with it. Thanks!
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:13 pm
freakin hilarious! 5L
NotoriousGIL - April 12, 2011, 12:59 pm
Thanks!
Reality Lord - April 12, 2011, 12:51 pm

ahhhh 5hoot me...i laughed.


FRIDAY THE 13TH - Today you can scream with no shame


TAGS: friday 13th booh
Rating: 3.36/5

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CleverUserName - November 10, 2013, 9:42 am
Wow boinger. Wrong. Wrong Wrong Wrong; Wrongity Wrong. It's from Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood. If you're gonna give low lions because of a wrong movie; make sure you're not the wrong one. #FridayThe13thFan
boinger - September 14, 2011, 5:59 pm
That is from the movie "House", not the friday movies 1L


OHHHH NOOOOOOO! - The watermelon is adicted to me!


TAGS: oh
Rating: 3.31/5

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M3! - August 8, 2009, 10:13 am
i think...im gna be giggling FOREVER


DEFENSIVE DRINKING - Strategically consuming alcohol for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it


TAGS: defensive drinking staratigically consuming alcohol
Rating: 4.91/5

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Zetmonk - February 29, 2012, 5:55 am
Waterproof strategy!


1776 - I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace; that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a Congress!


TAGS: john adams movie quotes
Rating: 4.6/5

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MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:39 am
Too true Captain....either that or they become the Aussie Labor Government. LOL Well done with the poster 5L's
Fatt Matt - March 10, 2010, 12:31 pm
I like it!
lesterinside - March 10, 2010, 12:28 am
5 fat pork barrel for my captain!!!
Treehodger - March 9, 2010, 11:51 pm
I had to read that three times to get it. Reading and math should never go together. Lol, but still nice one.


IF THESE TWO ARE SHOCKED - Then it has to be Amy Winehouse




HAIR OF THE ME -


TAGS: alcohol party dog hangover
Rating: 4.75/5

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Cyberhagen - December 9, 2012, 12:35 pm
For the non-UK readers, paracetamol = acetaminophen (tylenol)
Claire - January 7, 2011, 6:37 pm
Great. 5L from me.
coldinjected - January 7, 2011, 12:57 am
I have to give you 5L just for the title "Hair of me". Awesome!


SPOT THE DIFFERENCE - One is an ugly, stupid hobbit that steals jewelry, the other is Gollum.


TAGS: lindsay lohan jewelry thief gollum
Rating: 4.17/5

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GaryO - April 9, 2012, 8:38 am
Must be some kinda alumni weekend……… Nice one Mustyk


ANTICONFORMITY - You can make me go to school You can make me wear your man dress But I'm keeping my freaking mohawk!


TAGS: anticonformity mohawk school wtf
Rating: 4.45/5

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twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 8:46 am
Amen, Capt., amen.
Capt. Morgan - November 24, 2011, 10:12 am
Until he wants a responsible, adult job.


UH OH... - I think i poopies


TAGS: uh oh
Rating: 2.2/5

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Hasbunmb - March 5, 2010, 1:42 pm
Been there...


HAPPY HOUR IS HERE -




STEWIE GRIFFIN - he knows the guy who owns that place


TAGS: stewie family guy gay club alcohol party
Rating: 2.37/5

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LogicDude - October 1, 2008, 3:42 pm
Ohhhhhhhhh look! It's a sexy party!
Captain Douchebag - September 28, 2008, 8:32 pm
It's a laser light show-thing. Not a lightsaber. Your bucket of fail's in the mail.
derbyt - September 28, 2008, 7:40 pm
am i the only one who notices the lightsaber on the right side?


JOHN CASEY: LET'S FIND OUT IF YOU ARE BULLETPROOF -




2013 - What have we done?


TAGS: john mccain apocalypse evil republicans
Rating: 1.58/5

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Katrina - February 10, 2009, 2:19 pm
:l
Katrina - February 10, 2009, 2:12 pm
I guess we will all get the chance to find out...I'm excited, are you excited?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 19, 2008, 7:46 pm
Oh, I think McCain's got the simple minded vote locked up with his Alaskan Gimmick, his as-yet-detailed solution to everything including Bin Laden, and his endless vicious hate mongering. He's done everything short of using the n-word.
LogicDude - October 19, 2008, 3:47 pm
Obama is buying the simple-minded vote with promises of things he can't deliver...but he CAN deliver what is in this picture!
MadMSG - October 19, 2008, 2:21 pm
Roamer, I agree. Obama's policies are dangerous. This Motifake reeks of Kool-Aid guzzling liberalism and definitely fails.
Roamer - October 19, 2008, 10:14 am
to defend neal's point. I dare anyone to prove me wrong.
Roamer - October 19, 2008, 10:12 am
... weak president, dead economy, and terrorists that followed us home after surrender in Iraq/Afghanistan.
Roamer - October 19, 2008, 10:11 am
Sure he does! It would mean all those explosions would be terrorist attacks and the lightning storms are Iranian Weather Control devices and the leader of the UTO (United Terrorists' Organization) is standing amist the anarchy as America is destroyed by a
datnigga - July 30, 2008, 3:57 am
Neal has no clue what he's talking about.
Z - June 13, 2008, 12:28 am
yeah, peace and legal weed would really suck....... if you like penis
Shtoink - May 20, 2008, 2:16 am
but it looks like McCain rebuilt the twin towers
Neal - May 17, 2008, 9:31 am
Yeah I know, but imagine how much worse 2013 would be if OBAMA were to win!


FATTIES - DRIVING WITH REAL GEAR -


TAGS: lol roflmao fat chubby moped scooter traffic manga lol anime piece of shit turd chicks love it oh god no ur reading my tags you lame ass bitch 4chan 4ever
Rating: 1.63/5

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SD-619-II - October 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
They see me rollin'...


NEXT CUSTOMER PLEASE -


TAGS: how the fu oh nevermind
Rating: 4.41/5

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Reality Lord - March 27, 2011, 11:38 am

lol.


GRAMMAR -


TAGS: lesson wun oh wun
Rating: 4.33/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 30, 2012, 3:54 pm
I see everything dear Gary... just not always payin attention to what I'm seein'... Pleasure
GaryO - August 25, 2012, 12:57 pm
Of course you’re right, Cy. Take the word, there….oopsy, ‘there’ just became a pronoun, because it’s a direct object….flashback, 4th grade, Mrs Wadsworth…’Uh, teacher, if you took the word ambiguous and placed it up your….’….got in trouble with that one….
Cyberhagen - August 25, 2012, 11:34 am
Thanks for this; however, "effect" can be a verb too, just not very often. Example, " ..to effect a change.." meaning, to create an effect. (but not the same as "affect", so yeah, most people who get it wrong really get it wrong.
GaryO - August 23, 2012, 3:47 pm
Thank you, air…and a crotchety ‘woof’ back atcha….’old dog’……man I wish I was that young
Airman - August 23, 2012, 12:55 pm
nicely done you old dog you
GaryO - August 23, 2012, 10:09 am
Yes, dy, I think we can all relate. cheers
GaryO - August 23, 2012, 10:08 am
Wondered if you’d seen this…..thanks, monkeyboy.
dy2012 - August 23, 2012, 8:44 am
lol nice.. I can relate now...#158114
M0rd3kaI - August 23, 2012, 8:11 am
LOL! I love it! and is it REALLY so difficult to distinguish between the SIMPLEST of terms?? And that, people, is how to contradict yourself in a poster! 5L
GaryO - August 22, 2012, 4:30 pm
ug, you dawg, you! thnx pard
ughomer - August 22, 2012, 3:52 pm
5 SNIFFS ON THIS ONE!!
GaryO - August 22, 2012, 6:56 am
‘IF’? ‘IF?’ ‘IF?!!’, CRAP! If I could’ve only had that in my cites….Thanks TG
TrueGrave - August 22, 2012, 4:26 am
Faculty "of" seeing? :P Good Poster =)
Greeny - August 22, 2012, 4:24 am
ha ha ha your to funny Gary!


I FART - in your general direction


TAGS: john cleese fart monty python
Rating: 4.17/5

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Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 8:55 am

ok ok...so i had to drop a 5L on this....lol.


I AM THE WALRUS - Shut the f*ck up, Donny.




THE SMALLEST THINGS -


TAGS: pooh baby life heart
Rating: 4.89/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:01 pm
So cute...


Christopher Walken -




ALCOHOL DRIVER TEST - Even if he passes the sobriety test I stll think he is screwed.


TAGS: alcohol driver test dunk kid
Rating: 3.79/5

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spacedog - December 2, 2009, 8:35 pm
But it was root beer officer.


THE DUKE - Would be pissed at all this political correctness BS.


TAGS: john wayne patriot usa
Rating: 3.53/5

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Sean - September 25, 2009, 3:30 pm
Found it! Thanks man.
Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 2:23 pm
Don't make me make a new "Sean" poster.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 2:05 pm
Yes I am that dumb.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 1:48 pm
Sorry Jmac but I can't find a poster based on a number.
Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 12:27 pm
http://www.motifake.com/sean-demotivational-poster-58489.html
Sean - September 25, 2009, 12:21 pm
Cuz he looks silly.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 12:21 pm
Or is that the John Wayne dressed as a bunny one?
Sean - September 25, 2009, 12:20 pm
Can a brother get a tag or two to help find that baby?
Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 12:11 pm
I'd like to reference poster #58489 in response to Sean's comment.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 12:03 pm
AMERICANS Just hate a pop quiz for which they are ill prepared.
Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 10:49 am
A distant relative of mine, and I agree.


WINE - I wonder if that's Merlot or Pinot Noir.


TAGS: wine johnny depp wonder drink
Rating: 3.14/5

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hermit57 - May 20, 2012, 12:07 am
Wine? What wine?
Zetmonk - May 16, 2012, 6:08 am
It shoud've been rum.


DRUGS AND ALCOHOL - Making bad decisions REALLY REALLY cool at the time


TAGS: tats drugs alcohol
Rating: 2.89/5

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Guest register to get an avatar - September 1, 2009, 1:21 pm
I'd say it's Sharpie
... - April 11, 2009, 2:26 pm
tattooed eyelids, inside of nostril, lips....I cant imagine the pain and i dont want to


TOGA TOGA TOGA -


TAGS: toga party animal underwear john belushi motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.62/5

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CANADA - November 25, 2009, 7:28 pm
epic movie
GreyScorpion - November 25, 2009, 4:16 pm
Count Me In!! 5L


GLOWING SQUID - Brought to you by the Tohoku Japan tsunami ...




HABU SAKI -


TAGS: japan hadu saki alcohol weird fucked random gross dumbass toilet humor stupid stupidity retard retards wrong hilarious fool fools internet ignorance idiot idiots funny motivational posters
Rating: 3.31/5

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Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:40 am
Crap spelling is ok though
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:55 pm
Tags are good... but try to keep it under 'Ivanhoe' length.


THIS IS GLUE - Strong stuff


TAGS: the blues brothers glue minnie the moocher elwood jake dan aykroyd john belushi
Rating: 2.42/5

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BuZZbomb - July 27, 2009, 11:56 pm
This is cheap movie quote rip off. Weak stuff.


GUINNESS DRAUGHT - I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow. Kinky Friedman


TAGS: beer alcohol drunk
Rating: 4.04/5

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iyaayas66 - March 20, 2011, 11:32 pm
Oh My! When do they open!
guyfox - March 20, 2011, 3:17 pm
brilliant
culos - March 20, 2011, 1:03 pm
didn't see this one at the time, fav'd and 5 Burps
Ed-Hyde - October 6, 2009, 7:56 am
Epic, way under rated
rerun - October 5, 2009, 5:26 pm

I want to drink this one upside down.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 5:16 pm
Mother of all creatures, big and small... droooooool
LogicDude - October 5, 2009, 5:05 pm
And now I'm thirsty AND thinking about "head"...


DRINK! -




DIAMOND JEWELRY - Be nice...she might let you stick it in her pooper now


TAGS: oh yeah
Rating: 2.87/5

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Ryder13 - April 29, 2009, 10:13 pm
Yeah i thought that to and my wife still says no. 2 diamond rings and countless earrings later.


ZOMBIE ELEPHANT - Oh Shi-




OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.


TAGS: if we knew exactly why douglas adams had thought oh no not again we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we currently do
Rating: 2.47/5

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Derek - November 16, 2009, 3:31 pm
A whale of a tale :})
Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 8:55 am
Someone has been reading again. Now put the five book trilogy down slowly. That's right, here's a cup of tea and a towel.


WELL I DONT KNOW KID -


TAGS: roast calendar johnwayne kiss horse
Rating: 4.59/5

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Airman - September 22, 2011, 2:06 pm
Rrrraaaan Dolllph Scotttt!
ICEMAN - September 22, 2011, 12:48 am
RANDOLPH SCOTT???
Airman - September 20, 2011, 5:01 pm
that never happen5 to Randolph Scott


GOOD MORNING - Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the Devil says " Oh crap, She's up! "


TAGS: oh crap shes up devil
Rating: 4.48/5

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KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:21 pm
born ready


OHIO STATE GEEKS -


TAGS: ohio state geeks
Rating: 2.83/5

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Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 12:56 am
shaking head, why in the hell do people have to pick oh Ohio State????
LogicDude - June 1, 2009, 8:25 am
"Uncle Badtouch"!!! LMFAO!!!
mooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2009, 2:10 am
Uncle badtouch stole all his funny.
lola - May 30, 2009, 11:41 pm
It's not just any particular poster, but why are you so relentlessly negative???


JOHNNY CASH - Doesn't like liberals, and neither should you.




ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS - Your not so Anonymous in those clothes




GEE, THANKS - I've got the worst hangover at the moment. Last night was such a big night. All I can remember is that I crapped my pants.




RESISTANCE -


TAGS: rebellion georg ohm resistor german
Rating: 4.79/5

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spacedog - June 1, 2011, 7:15 pm
Nice.
Greeny - June 1, 2011, 7:26 am
A LAWyer of 5ort5!


ALCOHOL - without it, some people would remain virgins forever




BUKKAKE - pooh loves it


TAGS: pooh bukkake
Rating: 3.2/5

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Crazydad - May 14, 2009, 8:47 pm
Shouldn't that be "Poohkake"?


CONSTIPATION - WHEN YOU'RE ALWAYS FULL OF CRAP!


TAGS: ohio state
Rating: 1.34/5

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HONESTLY - Guys, it was only a joke


TAGS: funny uhoh guns
Rating: 4.44/5

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blackoakboy - April 27, 2011, 12:06 pm
izismile.com
GySgt1811 - April 25, 2011, 4:38 pm
Hey, Black oak, where'd you get the neat picture of the old breed? 5 school circles!


THE 90S - This about sums it up.


TAGS: the 1990s oh well whatever nevermind
Rating: 3.57/5

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djinnyf - March 19, 2011, 7:11 am
I miss the 90s....... xx
TheWiceMan - April 5, 2010, 7:18 pm
why don't you marry it?


LIBERALS -




ROHYPNOL - For those times when charm alone just won't work.




BUILDING A BETTER MOUSETRAP -


TAGS: oh sheep dip
Rating: 5/5

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SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:19 pm
5 LOLs
CANADA - November 17, 2010, 11:43 pm
lol! 5 L
spacedog - November 17, 2010, 7:40 pm
LMAO!
Hawamleh - November 17, 2010, 4:47 pm
Oh MY 5 goats for you
GreyScorpion - November 17, 2010, 4:19 pm
BaZinga!!! 5L


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